Follower

Donnerstag, September 03, 2009

Work more with less money?? --> Slow IT

Manifest taken from slowit

It's time for a change: Do less with less

Demands on IT are out of hand. Why it's time for the Slow IT way

For years, IT pros have heard that they must do more with less, as staffing is cut and outsourced, while demands to better serve the business and adopt new technologies continually increase. This is how it’s always been, but it doesn’t have to be how it always will be.

We've reached the breaking point, and it's time to make a stand. There is no more "more," so IT must do less with less. You already know how to draw the line: Stop doing the busywork with little value. Make the business choose its key priorities, rather than dump them all on you. Be smarter about letting users handle some of their own tech so that you can do what's truly critical. Help yourself eliminate aggravation while helping the business to reduce costs. Push back when confronted with impossible deadlines and requirements that have no basis in reality can actually be beneficial in the long run -- for everyone.

In a world of junk food and harried families, we saw the rise of the fast-food nation and the high price paid for its convenience. From that frustration was born the Slow Food movement, which promotes a healthy relationship with food. The Slow IT movement applauds that sentiment and seeks to apply it to technology management.

The tanking economy is the perfect excuse -- use it! Business executives across the globe are using the downturn to justify layoffs, cutbacks, closings, delays, negotiations, and all manner of triage. You too can play that game. After all, you only want what's good for the company. And if someone says it hurts, well, it's only temporary, right? This is an emergency!

Seek opportunity in adversity. Embrace the 10 tenets of Slow IT:

The 10 tenets of Slow IT

1. Stop trying to be a superhero. Unrealistic deadlines and workloads just lead to burnout and poor quality. You're asked to juggle an impossible set of priorities. Pass the buck back where it belongs. Be clear on each project's requirements (time and money), and tell the business to decide its priorities. New projects mean something else has to move down the list. It's not your job to decide which -- in fact, making it the business's responsibility will reduce the less-useful requests. But only if you deliver what you promise will business trust you're not just trying to slack off.

2. Let users manage themselves wherever they can. Many users can install their own software and manage updates. Let them, such as through a do-it-yourself server for licensed apps. And stop babysitting their use of personal technology. Unless specific regulations disallow it, let people install iTunes, Gmail, and the like -- with the clear understanding that if they screw up their computer, you'll wipe it out and reinstall the defaults, not troubleshoot any damage they caused. Likewise, make it policy that if they use personal e-mail, iPhones, or other personal technology, they are on the hook for any breaches or misuse. Make sure that everyone knows all the risks, and the reasons you’re doing this. After all, with freedom comes responsibility. And you've got more critical work to do.

3. Eliminate the makework. Go through your routine tasks and assess what value they actually bring. Chances are that you spend more time than necessary on monitoring and preventative measures for risks that are rare. It may sound like heresy, but it's probably more efficient to let some things go and fix them occasionally than to spend a lot of effort preventing the breakdown. With that assessment, you can reduce the makework and give business more of the tech benefit they really want.

4. Automate everything you possibly can. And point out that you’ve saved the company the cost of one or more employees by doing so. Make sure that your monitoring application knows everything about everything, from CPU utilization in your routers to random tests of inbound fax lines. Just make sure it’s understood that autopilot only works when the skies are clear.

5. Outsource your annoyances. SaaS and cloud computing aren't just the latest tech buzzwords; they're also ways to avoid managing and maintaining servers, storage, and applications. Google Apps, Live Workspaces, and the like are fine substitutes for the departmental or branch office filer -- and they're already available to everyone. Hosted applications are a bigger step, but the same principle applies. If you're supporting a multiplicity of marketing, sales, support, budgeting, billing, or project apps for as many myriad workgroups, it's time to rationalize the environment. Start pulling the plug on these servers, and consolidate these applications in the cloud. The most troublesome apps and noisiest users are first in line.

6. Target the sacred cows. Pushing administrative headaches into the ether is just one aspect of performing IT triage. Don't stop there. Look for every opportunity to eliminate the nice-to-haves for the sake of the truly important. The time is ripe to reevaluate the old valuables and to kill aging sacred cows. Is that creaky legacy system a business necessity, or is it a luxury the business can no longer afford? Do users really need Wi-Fi in every corner of the building? Unless management is living in a cave, new projects and planned purchases have already been reexamined. Now is your chance to put the costs and benefits of existing assets under a microscope too -- especially those that are feasting on admins.

7. Let downtime be downtime. Don’t open the laptop when you get home, turn off the cell phone, and let the spam pile up for the weekend. The quickest way to losing your marbles is to never learn how to relax. Take up a hobby, like single-malt Scotch. There are enough crises in every work week. Let the weekends and evenings sort themselves out -- unless there’s absolutely no other choice.

8. Refuse to get married to anything. Hardware, software, home, office, computers, routers, whatever -- just because you fixed it once doesn’t mean you are contractually obligated to fix it forever. In fact, you probably shouldn’t even fix it once. The next time someone brings their personal laptop in to have you “just take a look,” ask them something in their line of work that wouldn’t be acceptable. “Well, you’re in finance, right? Would you mind doing my taxes for the past three years? I just can’t get the hang of them.” Turnabout is fair play.

9. Keep the joy of tech alive. Yes, everything is said to be urgent, but you can't let the fun and innovation of tech get squeezed out of your week. In fact, you need to keep that fun going as a motivator. The company is poorly served if you're a dead geek walking. Staying abreast of tech innovations will let you more easily see better solutions to tech issues as they arise. Reserve at least an hour a day to peruse IT news sites, gadget sites, and so forth. Don't get stuck in the hamster wheel of the day-to-day.

10. Make the business listen to you. Befriend the brain-sucking zombies. You've heard ad nauseam the need for technologists to understand the business. Well, the business needs to understand you, too. Make a point to engage with business staffers so that you can learn what's really important to them and they can learn what's really important to you. Plus, once you realize they're not (all) brain-sucking zombies, and they discover you're not Ted Kaczynski, you'll create the trust of a personal relationship that is critical during crunch times.

Dienstag, September 01, 2009

Microsoft Security Essentials

For those who still want to download MSSE and are not from US, there are still possibilities.
Hier is one Softpedia MSSE, after download and installation, it should update/upgrade to actual 1.0.15xx version.

My experience so far is quite good. I'm not sure how good it really works, cause I didn't penetrate it so far.

Montag, August 31, 2009

Norway - Viking Laws

As I was on holiday in Norway, and maybe also will write a blog entry for this, I found the viking laws and I think they are very useful in todays (work-)life:

The Viking laws are:
  • Be brave and aggressive
  1. Be direct
  2. Grab all opportunities
  3. Use varying methods of attack
  4. Be versatile and agile
  5. Attack one target at a time
  6. Don’t plan everything in detail
  7. Use top quality weapons
  • Be prepared
  1. Keep weapons in good condition
  2. Keep in shape
  3. Find good battle comrades
  4. Agree on important points
  5. Choose one chief
  • Be a good merchant
  1. Find out what the market needs
  2. Don’t promise what you can’t keep
  3. Don’t demand overpayment
  4. Arrange things so that you can return
  • Keep the camp in order
  1. Keep things tidy and organised
  2. Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group
  3. Make sure everybody does useful work
  4. Consult all members of the group for advice

I will place them right next to my office desk.

Samstag, Juni 06, 2009

beer garden season and women (german only)

Die Freiluft Biergartensaison wird eröffnet!




Aus der Erlebniswelt eines Kellners:



Damentisch: 10 Damen

Herrentisch: 10 Herren



20:00 Uhr Damentisch

Kellner: Guten Abend die Damen, was darf es denn sein?

Frau 1: Oh, ein Glas Sekt.

Frau 2: Nee, wir warten noch auf die Anderen.

Frau 1: Also doch ein Glas Sekt.

Kellner: (geht)



20.03 Uhr Herrentisch

Kellner: Servus.

Mann 1: Servus.

Kellner: Und?

Mann 1: Zehn Bier.

Kellner: (bringt Bier)

Mann 1: Was krieg'ste denn?

Kellner: 18.

Mann 1: (gibt 20) Stimmt so.

Kellner: Danke.



20:10 Uhr Damentisch

Kellner: Haben die Damen etwas gefunden?

Frau 3: Haben Sie Cola light?

Kellner: Nein.

Frau 3: Warum nicht?

Kellner: Keine Ahnung, ich bin nur der Kellner.

Frau 3: Dann nehme ich eine Apfelschorle, aber mit wenig Apfelsaft.

Frau 1: Oh, die nehme ich auch, aber bei mir können Sie mehr Saft
reinmachen.

Kellner: Selbstverständlich.

Frau 5 zu Frau 2-4 und 9: Trinkt Ihr auch Sekt?

Frau 9: Ja.

Frau 2: Ja.

Frau 4: Nein, ich habe Migräne.

Frau 1: Dann nimm doch einen O-Saft.

Frau 9: Oh, ja ich will auch einen O-Saft.

Frau 4: Nee, ich nehme ein stilles Wasser.

Kellner: Haben wir leider nicht.

Frau 4: Warum nicht?

Kellner: Keine Ahnung, ich bin nur der Kellner.

Frau 4: Na gut dann nehme ich doch einen Sekt mit O-Saft.

Frau 5: Dann nehmen wir ne Flasche.

Kellner: Soll ich ihnen dann eine kleine Flasche O-Saft dazu bringen?

Frau 5: Warum?

Kellner: Weil wir keine Flasche fertig gemischten Sekt mit O-Saft haben.

Frau 5: Na dann lassen Sie den O-Saft weg.

Frau 9: Dann nehme ich aber noch ein Wasser dazu.

Frau 10: Ich auch.

Frau 7: Ich auch, oder? Sie haben wirklich kein stilles Wasser?

Kellner: Nein, nur stillen Sekt. Wir nennen das in der Fachsprache
Weißwein.

Frau 1-10: ???????

Kellner: (denkt: War doch klar, dass die das nicht raffen) Und die
anderen
Damen?

Frau 3: Einen Süßgespritzten.

Frau 6: Einen Sauergespritzten.

Frau 8: Eine Cola light.

Kellner: Wir haben leider keine Cola light.

Frau 8: Warum nicht?

Kellner: KEINE AHNUNG ICH BIN NUR DER KELLNER.

Frau 8: Dann nehme ich ein Radler mit wenig Bier.

Kellner: (geht und versucht sich den Scheiß zu merken)



20:18 Uhr Herrentisch

Mann 3: (brüllt durch den Saal) Mach noch 'ne Runde!

Kellner: Jo (geht, holt zehn Bier, stellt diese wortlos ab, während
"Mann 3"
20,- aufs Tablett legt).



20:25 Uhr Damentisch

Kellner: (bringt die Getränke) Sooo die Damen, wer hatte denn das
Radler?

Frau 1-10: Schnatter, Schnatter, Schnatter...

Kellner: WER HATTE DENN DAS RADLER?

Frau 1-10: ?????? (Vollkommen überrascht, dass ein Herr mit einem
Tablett
vor dem Tisch steht und

das Damenkollektiv ansieht).

Kellner: DAS RADLER.

Frau 7: Petra, hattest Du nicht das Radler?

Frau 8: Oh ja, mein Radler, hihihi!

Kellner: (stellt das Radler und die anderen Getränke auf dem Tisch ab
und
denkt: Sollen die das

Zeug doch selber verteilen).

Frau 3: Und wo ist meine Cola light?

Kellner: (atmet tief ein und wieder aus) Wir haben keins UND ICH WEISS
AUCH
NICHT WARUM.

Frau 3: Dann nehm ich...

Kellner: Sie haben schon gewählt und es ist auch schon da.

Frau 3: Oh.

Frau 8: Was macht das denn?

Kellner: Zusammen oder getrennt?

Frau 8: Nur das Radler.

Kellner: 1,80 bitte. (Die Dame wühlt in der Handtasche nach dem
Geldbeutel
und drückt dem

Kellner 2,- in die Hand. Der Kellner gibt ein 20 Cent Stück zurück,
worauf
die Dame ein 10

Cent Stück sucht um dieses dem Kellner als Trinkgeld zu überreichen).

Kellner: So, der Rest?

Frau 5: Ich zahle die Hälfte vom Sekt, ein Mineralwasser und den
Sauergespritzten.

Frau 2: Wieso die Hälfte, wir sind doch drei, die wo Sekt trinken!

Frau 5: Oh ja stimmt, dann zwei Drittel der Flasche, ein Mineralwasser
und
Süßgespritzten.

Frau 2: Dann zahle ich das letzte Drittel von dem Sekt.

Kellner: (rechnet angestrengt und versucht die Ruhe zu bewahren) Dann
bekomme ich 7,63 von

Ihnen und von Ihnen 4,33

Frau 2: Warum haben Sie denn so unrunde Preise? Das ist doch
unpraktisch.

Kellner: Das ist halt so bei einem Drittel von 13,-. Normalerweise
teilen
sich nicht drei Leute ein

Getränk.

Die restlichen Damen zahlen in ähnlicher Weise Ihre Getränke, lassen
sich
dabei das Rückgeld stets

geben und entscheiden sich vereinzelt zu einem Trinkgeld von bis zu 20
Cent.
Somit entsteht ein

Gesamttrinkgeld von 45 Cent.



20:25 Uhr Herrentisch

Mann 4: Mach ma' 10 Bier und zehn Schnaps und was Du trinkst.

Kellner: (Nickt und holt die Getränke) Kurze Zeit später stellt er zehn
Bier
und elf Schnaps ab. Mit

dem elften Schnaps stößt er mit der Runde an.

Mann 4: Was macht das?

Kellner: 45,50

Mann 4: (gibt einen 50,- Schein) Gib mir drei raus.

Kellner: (gibt 3,-) Dank Dir.



Der Abend geht in ähnlicher Weise bis in die frühen Morgenstunden
weiter.

Am Herrentisch werden insgesamt zehn Runden Bier und fünf Runden Schnaps
getrunken.

Die Aufzählung der am Damentisch getrunkenen Getränke entfällt aus zwei
Gründen:

1. Es würde den Rahmen dieser Email sprengen.

2. Der (männliche) Autor dieses Artikels würde beim Schreiben
Kopfschmerzen
bekommen.

Samstag, Mai 16, 2009

My (NO) travel to Poland

After Finland and meeting some ex-Erasmus students, I also wanted to meet some other people. So we decided to meet each other in Poland. There was not a long discussion about the location.

All together we would have been Bonzcek, Szimon, Chris, Michael, Arno, Gosia and I. First I wanted to go by train, because the flights were already too expensive on that short notice. But the day before departure I found a flight from LOT at the price 199€ two ways.

I bought it and was quite happy to fly 1,2 hours and not to drive 8h by train. Thursday was coming and after working (in Vienna headquarter) I headed home to get all my stuff and to pack. Finally I started my ride to Vienna Airport, and guess what, near Amstetten, my engine "exploded". Probably I had too less water or oil in it, whatever, it just stuck and stopped.

I had to call the car breakdown service. They would need 30mins to get to me and after that 1h to get my car back to my hometown. As I had no time left to get to the airport and also I needed to arrange me some ride (i need a car to get to work - 120km) I decided to use the rest of my "holidays" to look for an alternative.

I was really pissed and still I am, we waited a long time for this meeting, I'm really sorry guys, would love to meet you some day, BUT I will not give up !!!!
Miss you and hope we soon get another opportunity.

For now, I have no new car yet, my car is not repairable (3000€+), and I'm still looking, actually I have no idea what I want... that's the bad part of being single, you have to make your own decisions *g*

regards

Finland Lappeenranta Vappu Meeting

Last but not least it is time again for a blogentry, I'm a bit lazy but I try to catch up a bit.

There was this idea of some Ex-Erasmus students to meet in Lappeenranta (Finland). First of all to meet each other and otherwise to celebrate vappu.

What is vappu? A question I heard often these days. Some say vappu is the nearest thing, that Finland have regarding the carneval. Some other say it is the Finnish version of the American Spring-Break parties, and there are others who say that it is just another day off. Whatever kind of definiton you are choosing, vappu is worth going and celebrating.

Paul, a German ex-Erasmus student, started the whole thing, and a lot of people thought that this is a great idea. In the end, we were just three guys, who really were ex-Erasmus students. Paul, Benjamin and me. Thats sad, but fun is all that matters and we had already some friends in Lappeenranta.

My flight went on 27.4 to Helsinki (169€ both ways) and from there I drove with the train to Lappeenranta (39€ one way). I didn't arrange any room with friends, so I booked myself a room in a hostel/camping-place. You know, I don't want to bother anyone, and sleeping on a friends floor is maybe not the best choice anyway. However, next time probably I will arrange something else, because the rooms are not really cheap. (Hostel 60€ per night incl. breakfast, Hotel 80€ per night ex breakfast) There would have been cheaper places, but the student houses are open starting from 1.5 and the Karelia Park hostel from June - August. It was holiday, and I'm not a student anymore, so why not spend some money.

When I started this trip, I thought, hey looking forward to see Finland in spring time. HAHA, guess what, spring has not arrived there yet. Maybe two or three weeks later, but at the time I was there, it was like this:




Everything grey, and yes, the fucking lake was still frozen !!!

What did I do?
I walked a lot ... The weather was, except one day, very nice and sunny. The warmest day was 17°C and the coldest (night) was 0°. Actually the 0° night was the vappu night ^^

On Tuesday I met with Mahesh in the city centre. Mahesh was one of the exchange students who settled in Lappeenranta. He has quite a success story to tell, he is running his own company now, and it seems that it is very successful. Informations on that you can find on his homepage http://www.redsolution.fi .We enjoyed the sun at the coffee house and talked for some hours. Good Luck to you and your company Mahesh!!
The funny thing when I sat there, Benjamin walked by (at this moment I didn't know that he is in Lappeenranta too), so quite funny *g*.
In the evening I met with Paul, who cycled the way from Helsinki to Lappenranta in two days, grazy guy. Even more grazy is, that he cycled back from Tallinn to Germany. First night he slept in my hostel room, because his sleeping strategy was not really well planned ;)

On wednesday, another day in the center, I did a lot of shopping, and again walking, sitting in the harbour, reading, enjoying myself and my free time. Actually I do not remember what I did the rest of the day *g*.

Thursday was the official start of vappu. At noon the students met at the city center to start vappu. Therefor they do that:



They put the student hats on the statue, just like in Helsinki, only a bit smaller.
After that they walk, in order (color of the faculty guilds) to the harbour, where the new students get there baptism.





For the baptism, the new students, in there overalls, have to slide into the lake. (remember, lake was still frozen *gg*). As you can imagine, it was cold. Here are some impressions:









A nice experience, .. and NO I didn't do it *g*

After that we spent some hours in the sun and having a beer.
In the evening there was a festival at the university. The bad (organizational) mistake was, that the entry fee was 20€ and that you can't bring your own drinks. As you can imagine, Finnish students weren't that happy about that, so inside there were 40 people and on the outside there were some hundreds ^^, so was I, together with Teemu and some Polish girls. Was a nice evening, even with 0°.

On Friday was the official vappu day (Mayday), where traditionally all Fins make picnics and barbecues with family and friends. At the harbour there was a market with stalls, an everywhere you can see the students making the picnics.



It was a very nice, sunny day, which I enjoyed a lot. Relaxing is always the best on holidays ;)

Saturday was already time to leave, so I went to the Railstation, back to Helsinki, there I spent some hours of shopping, and after that my flight brought me back to Munich.

Mittwoch, Jänner 14, 2009

New Years Eve 2009 - Linz 09

Hei folks,
a bit late, but here's a short report from new years eve 2009.
We (Maxx, Dres and I) spent this new years eve in Linz.
The main reason was the opening of "Linz 2009 European Center of Culture".
The special event startet ten minutes after midnight, it was not a normal
firework, it was a "rocket symphonie".

It started a bit weird, I guess that is the art part *gg*, but I also have
to mention that wie stand on the Nibelunger bridge and therefore we
didn't see the groundfirework.

However, even with some weird parts of this symphonie, I mean the "singing",
the whole show in the end was quite spectacular. We made some videos and
photos, but I will post you here a video which I found on youtube, because
I think the quality is much better, so here is a video of the last 3 minutes
of the rocket symphonie.




Nice, of course to be there was much more fascinating.
There have been about 130000 people, live music everywhere,
mainly on the main square.
I want to present you one of the performers, because I think they are
some kind of special. They are called Attwanger and they sing in
Upper Austrian dialect and with drums and traditionell instruments.
It's quite a cool mix. I didn't find any good quality live-video,
so I give you only the sound with some pictures, found on youtube.
Have Fun!





Especially live, they are great !!

The evening was quite nice, even when it already ended at three in the morning. (not much alcohol, a new experience for us all *gg*)

regards
Harry

Sonntag, Dezember 07, 2008

Two new free MMORPGs

Hey Gamers and especially MMORPGamers.
There are two new MMORPGs which I have to mention here, because they seem to have a lot of potential.

The first one is called "Runes of Magic". The graphic looks very nice and the gameplay seems to be interesting. The classes are as usual Warrior, Scout, Rogue, Mage, Priest, Knight. The only available race is Humans. The game is free, also the playing and it is available in English AND in German too, that's a plus. The open beta is starting on 15.12.2008 !!



The second game is "Requiem - Bloody Mare". It is a horror MMORPG and this is quite a new topic. As far as I know the only or first MMORPG which claims the horror topic. I tested it and I have to say, the graphic is really fine, and the game seems to have good potential.
Four races, each race two joblines (magical, combat) and for each jobline two classes. In the end there are 16 classes. It is only available in English.

Here is a video to the game:



The game is starting with age 17, so nothing for kiddies.

Have Fun!